I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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