we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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