And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Girls should come with a carfax report
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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