Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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