Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I feel like abortions should bother me more
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
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animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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