I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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