): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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