I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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