Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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