apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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