Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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