: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
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I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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