I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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