It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
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Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
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All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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