New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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