I wanna bring you to show and tell
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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