When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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