i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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