I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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