Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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