we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
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started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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