god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
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Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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