just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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