you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
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