thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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