the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
