What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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