He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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