Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
