dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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