I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
There's even glitter on my cock...
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