i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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