Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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