Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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