yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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