Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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