Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
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