I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
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Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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