Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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