that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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