Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Go christen that room with your naked body.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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