But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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