i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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