Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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