she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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