Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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