hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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