We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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