Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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