what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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