"it" just moved
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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