I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
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then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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