Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
high people should be assigned attendants
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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