you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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