Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
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By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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