bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
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Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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