OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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