he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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