Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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