I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.