There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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